"Obama or Die"

Check out Obama supporter Chris Brown.


Chris, dude: That's a serious message. If you got rid of the "or" it would probably be a crime.

And here's Chris Brown's sweetie, Rihanna. Hey, he's not going to tell her again.


What could the poor girl have done to protect herself? Ah--one problem: Chris Brown's main man--the one with an armed-to-the-teeth taxpayer-funded Praetorian Guard-- doesn't think people should be carrying guns around. He says "that creates a potential atmosphere where more innocent people could (get shot during) altercations."

That more guilty people might get shot did not factor into the discussion.

But that's OK. Rihanna loves Obama too.


And she might even take Chris back, because he showered her with gifts for her 21st birthday...

Gee, I hope nobody thinks I'm insensitive if I bring up the subject of poor individual choices, or observe that some people apparently have a sick need to be dominated...

It's because of them that you and I must disarm. Or something.

Hey: Obama and d... uh, sorry...or die!

I Wonder What the Founders Would Do

 

I could use some Lee Greenwood about now.

Meanwhile:

America's No.1 champagne socialist AOC defends going to $35k-a-ticket Met Gala with boyfriend because her Tax the Rich dress 'sent searches about our f-ed up tax code soaring' - AND it was her 'duty as a working-class woman' [More]

Don't worry: AOC's Mom won't be affected.

Yeah, that dress looks like something all us tax cows can afford when we go to super-elite galas. Among designer Aurora James' "woke" clientele:

...Beyonce, Meghan Markle, Zendaya, Rihanna, Serena Williams, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Chrissy Teigen and Solange.

I'll bet they think a guaranteed handout will keep the peasants from revolting, too.

Where's Skip Coolzip when you really need him?

Another Expert Weighs In

Singer Rihanna: Trump ‘The Most Mentally Ill Human Being In America’ [More]

Well, then it's settled.

Besides, she should know.

[Via Dave Licht]

Self Defense

Without guns, of course.

the pistolero is right to be thoroughly disgusted.

Hey, if it's good enough for Rihanna...