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St. Louis Premium Outlets in Chesterfield evacuated after shots fired [More]

A Simon Property, eh?  People ought to be smarter than to go to such dangerous places.

[Via bondmen]

Your Kind Isn't Welcome Around Here

At the end of July, “Free Market Warrior” will not be allowed at Concord Mills Mall. [More]

I see. Doubting The Lightworker is not only blasphemous, it's racist.

I note the mall has a Books-A-Million. I wonder if they're going to make them clear the shelves of these...?

You can tell Simon Property Group how this makes you feel if you're so inclined.

[Via retrotruckman]

The Usual Suspects

 Three suspects entered store at 5:19 p.m., walking around looking at merchandise and picking up the same items. At 5:38 p.m., Suspects 1 and 2 attempted to walk out of the store. When confronted by store staff, Suspect 2 pulled a handgun, pointing it at a staff member before walking out of the store, followed by Suspect 3.  [More]

The only thing surprising about the descriptions is that they gave them.

Here's something else that's no surprise: It's a Simon Property.

It's a Mall World After All

 The South Shore Plaza reopened Sunday after a 26-year-old Boston man was shot inside a store on the first level of the mall Saturday afternoon ... Police say a member of a gang shot a member of a rival gang inside the mall near Forever 21. [More]

Welcome to South Shore Plaza: A Simon Property...

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