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Cosmo Girl

"Nor, of course, did handguns exist in the 18th century." [More]

Don't you "progressive" skanks have "sex positions to drive him wild" articles to write or something?

Evidently not.

We're the Only Ones Gassing Our Own People Enough

Say, wasn't that one of the excuses used to go after Saddam? [More]

Gosh, I don't see anything about anyone being arrested. That must be an overisght, right?

[Via Michael G]

In Search of a Cite

From WarOnGuns Correspondent William T via email:

Does anyone have verifiable information where such a justification by a non-mundane has been successful?

The Road to Hell...

...is paved with good intentions. [More]

UPDATE:  Good news. Rep. Witt agrees with OFF and will amend the bill to alleviate their concerns.

Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Quit Sniffing Glue

Reef Madness... [Watch]

[Via Florida Guy]   

It's a Tyrants Prerogative to Change Its Mind

About yesterday's wipeout?

Oops:

Gosh, they contradict themselves?

Who knew?

We're the Only Ones Reassigned Enough

That prompted the Police Department to launch a wide-ranging internal review that resulted in the suspension of seven of the unit’s eight detectives tasked with investigating child sex abuse. Those detectives were later reassigned to the department’s patrol division. [More]

Thank goodness they haven't been assigned anywhere their incompetence can hurt anyone.

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Instructive Enough

Suspect killed by Affton police was former officer, weapons instructor [More]

So the saying is true...?

[Via bondmen]

Just in Case Anyone is Interested in Compiling a Democrat Get-Out-the-Vote List

The Guardian is releasing a new set of nationwide data for 2015 that maps gun murders at the micro level – down to the local census tract. You can use this data to do analysis of how gun murder clusters within neighborhoods in your city or state. [More]

Gee, I wonder how many Bloomberg mayor cities are involved...

Just One Question

'Asian' knifeman got into the grounds of Parliament where he stabbed and killed a police officer [More]

Interesting description choice. So what does "Asian" mean?

Because most readers will probably envision the term the same way Google does.

UPDATE: So that's what they mean by "Asian"!

Come on admit it. You're surprised.

Crushing the Competition

Biological Man Who ‘Identifies’ and Competes as a Woman Crushes Competition in Australian Weightlifting Event [More]

With the DOJ filing lawsuits here to enforce such identification, now is the time for small businessmen to feel a self-awakening coming on and beat "feminists" at their own mandated wealth redistribution game by taking advantage of federal woman-owned business contract award preferences.

Worthless Heirs

The pattern is clear: the more economically exclusive the institution, the more likely the students have attempted to hinder free speech... [More]

Their whole lives have been paid for by someone else, so why not expect someone else to pick up the tab  for their  privilege guilt? Why would you expect them to value and not squander that which  they are incapable of earning?

Now just imagine what a$$holes they're going to be once they come into their inheritances.

French revolution, anyone?

Participation Trophy

Chelsea Clinton to get lifetime achievement award [More]

No, it's not April 1.

I don't know what's more retchworthy: Them offering or her accepting.

Undocumented Aliens

[A]n Obamacare rollback bill was tweaked by Republican leaders to delete a provision meant to crack down on illegal immigrants getting federal healthcare insurance coverage. [More]

Can't do that. That would be xenophobic and racist.

Just like Facebook and Google?

It's true, comments here are moderated and some don't make the cut (see "House Rules" in sidebar). Case in point:

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Sorry, cyberxenophobe that I am, I can't include "undocumented" links without rigorous screening.

Unusual name. I wonder if they're related...?

And if Mr. Franky Samora would be interested in an introduction...

Nevada Police Union Leader Prioritizes Bloomberg Disarmament Bill over Member Oaths

This McCann character seems as oblivious to the irony as he is to the rights of the people who ultimately pay for his position of privilege. [More]

A Democrat operative and Bloomberg stooge complains about "powerful special interests and big money campaign donors."

Obviously the Work of Racists

A 15-year-old Chicago girl was apparently sexually assaulted by five or six men or boys on Facebook Live, and none of the roughly 40 people who watched the live video reported the attack to police... [More]

Somehow I feel this is all my fault.

No description of the perps? How are we supposed to help authorities find them?

Wow, Google, not cool:

You Know You're Getting Up There WHEN...

I just received a cremation information solicitation from The Neptune Society.

I'm holding off because I may be eligible for federal benefits...

We're the Only Ones in Hot Pursuit Enough

Police fire over 30 bullets at car after wild chase from Mount Vernon to Bronx; passenger shot as civilians flee for cover [More]

Why am I reminded of Kid Sheleen?

[Via Bluesgal]