Monday, August 26, 2019

And He Eats Babies!



Now that's journalism! [More]

[Via Jess]

Night of the Living Guns

One Handgun, 9 Murders: How American Firearms Cause Carnage Abroad [More]
"Cause"?

Boogedy-boogedy!

Oh, I see-- he's talking Jamaica, with juju and fetishes... I guess when the magic is that powerful, temporal things like laws can hardly be expected to ward off the evil spirits.

Funny how that holds true everywhere.

[Via Jess]

Special Deal on Whoppers for Those Who Will Swallow Anything

Joel McNally: What’s the difference between Tommy Guns and assault weapons? [More]
This old lie again.

What's the difference between Joel McNally and a manure spreader, aside from the latter being less odious and actually useful?

Funny-- I wonder why they don't allow comments...

[Via Jess]

Captain's Log

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise...

SAS hero jailed over Falklands War gun trophy: Former soldier is sentenced to 15 months for keeping 9mm pistol to remind him of 22 friends who died during the conflict [More]
My answer is still "No."

[Via  An Hour of Wolves]


If Only Criminals Obeyed the Law

Mass shootings: How often were background checks, assault weapons and red flags a factor? [More]
As opposed to no one being prepared to shoot back when there should have been multiple responsible adults?

[Via Jess]

Where There's a Will There's a Way

The trick being used by sellers is to list gun cases or gun boxes at inflated prices that indicate to those "in the know" that a gun is also being sold. [More]
If we all started doing that just once every so often it would drive the gun-snitches crazy trying to keep up.

[Via bondmen]

The Proper Word is 'Surrender,' Anyway

Anyone who actually wants to compromise and pass real pro-gun reforms, such as the Concealed Carry Reciprocity Act alongside a tougher background check process, you’ll find gun owners are more than willing to negotiate in good faith.  [More]
No, you won't, at least among those of us who understand why that would be stupid, short-sighted and dangerous. But you did answer your own question.

[Via bondmen]

The Nutty Professor

A search through Klinzman's Facebook page shows over the years he has also made statements expressing his desire to "stop evangelical Christians" where he included a poem that said, "Kill them all and bury them deep in the ground". Klinzman went on to explain, "It's not pretty, and I'm not proud, but seeing what evangelical Christians are doing to this county and its people fills me with rage, and a desire to exact revenge." [More]
Right after we disarm you.

[Via bondmen]

We're the Only Ones Faithful Enough

Torres, a practicing Baptist, cited that his belief is that “the Holy Bible prohibits him, as a married man, from being alone for extended periods with a female who is not his wife.” [More]
Then get a job where you don't have to.

Suing the taxpayer just means he's a parasite who has no problem violating "Thou shalt not steal." That and coveting, bearing false witness and using the Lord's name in vain...

[Via bondmen]

Can We All Get Along?

Each side needs to approach the other not as adversaries but as partners in... [More]
In what? Tyranny? Genocide?

This is the second piece along these lines I recall seeing over the past several days -- perhaps this is the parroted narrative du jour. In any case, the demands for unconditional surrender don't seem to be getting any kinder and gentler.

These fools think they can have civil discourse with those who would rob them of their birthright with lethal, state-deployed force? And if you don't, you're obviously a "whack job" and not part of the "reasonable majority"?

The discussion isn't with the useful idiots anyway. It's directed to the evil minds with the not-so-hidden agenda.

These insulated "distinguished fellows" make the same fatal mistake the naive Groverians do -- assuming it is a mistake. Only lemmings would follow them off the cliffs of Kumbaya.

[Via bondmen]

We Don't Cotton to Your Kind Around Here

“We will fight tooth and nail if any school, whether it is a neighborhood school or a charter school, that decides to arm its teachers. "If it’s a charter school, we are going to ask that they leave the Douglas County School District," Dr. Thomas Tucker said during the hearing. [More]
"Dr." of what? How to be a douche?

Can you just picture how useless future Larry Hincker Award recipient Tom'd be in a situation where the only hope to stop an attacker would be an armed response? The first thing that comes to mind is a quivering butt sticking out from under a desk...

[Via cydl]

Blinding Us with Science

Gallium Vs High Pressure Tank [Watch]
I can think of all kinds of more impressive result-producing applications. I'm sure others can, too.

And best of all, we don't need no stinking background checks.

Which reminds me -- where are we on commonsense oxygen control laws?

Then and Now



No need for this mask any longer...[More]

From the 'Who would Need a Gun in Church?' Department

A lone gunman walked in to the Centro Cristiano de Columbia Church at 2401 Decker Boulevard around 6:15 a.m. and demanded money. At the time, the churchgoers were kneeling in prayer. The suspect, armed with what was described as a small silver semi-automatic pistol, fired into the air and then shot one of the church members. Witnesses say he fired more shots into the air, and ran off when his gun stopped working. [More]
Sounds like poor pot metal trash from the wrong side of the "Ring of Fire."

For some reason, I just flashed back to sitting in church next to elder feral son Uday, who gave me a sly look, pretended to reach into the collection basket as it was passed and said "Don't mind if I do."

It's nice to see no"white nationalists" were involved for a change.

[Via @pamnsc]

And There was War in Heaven

Trump is reportedly feuding with the NRA after leaks about his calls with Wayne LaPierre [More]
What, Wayne's "not inclined" qualifier wasn't enough?

In any case, I'm not inclined to put too much weight on wishful thinking from Business Insider after watching a video by smug co-founder and CEO Henry Blodget, where he accuses the tepid NRA of "extremism" and presumes to be the arbiter of "common sense" right before this comes up:


He then goes on to ridicule fears that "a hostile government wants to -quote- come for their guns."

Anyone who tells you with a straight face that "74% of NRA members support universal background checks" is a liar.

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet


The malevolent gremlin is no longer on the wing. [More]

Those Who Cannot Remember the Past

Some young Americans warm to socialism, even Miami Cubans [More]
They've never borne the chains, nor been taught anything other than "social justice" and the evil of those who created a system of prosperity.

Say, gang, I've got a swell idea! Let's lower the voting age to 16!

The Greatest Threat


What, it's not"white male extremists"? [More]

Thing is, this threat could have been managed if not for the true greatest threat.

Life's Been Good to Him So Far


Looks like he's bound and determined to change that. [More] 

I'll let the comments speak for themselves.

And yeah, of course I know.