Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Inspector Clouseau vs Indiana Sniper

Indiana State Police say virtually anybody who owns a gun would be a suspect at this point.
Compare to:
I suspect everyone and I suspect no one.
Glad to see it looks like they caught him using good old fashioned police work, that is, a tip from an informant. All you Indiana gun owners who own handguns, shotguns and any rifle that doesn't take .270 ammo can breathe a sigh of relief that you're no longer suspects.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

In other news, several women,children, and pets were sexually molested/raped/sodomized. Readers suspected police and government employees, in fact, anyone wearing a uniform of being responsible, as they have shown themselves to be guilty of such crimes many times, and hold themselves above the law. "Law" enforcement did not comment, as they were busy calling their lawyers and burning and burying evidence.

Anonymous said...

http://www.notsafe.org

be sure to read the "Weakeness Attracts Vultures" radio editorial.. and "Guns In The Cockpit"

http://www.notsafe.org/Index_WeaknessAttractsVultures-Pages/Image0.html

nicolas said...

I bet the antis are having a tough time with this one... We should call for a ban on this type of gun. Let's see, how can we classify it? It's a LARGE CALIBER. No. It's a small caliber. No. It's very expensive. No. It's very cheap. NO. It's rapid fire. No. It's very small and concealable. No. It's very large and can shoot down airplanes. No. Um... Wait, it has a scope! A SNIPERSCOPE! BAN THEM!!!!