Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Killer Gun Makes Good It's Escape

Gun went off by accident as friends were drinking...

That's when the gun went off...
All by its own self. Nowhere does anyone imply the gun was fired by a human operator. And now:
The gun was not recovered.

When asked where the gun was, Rodriguez said he could not recall what happened to the handgun after the shot was fired, police said.
Obviously aware of the consequences of its deed, the murderous gun has decided to go into hiding and lay low for a while.

If this doesn't prove guns kill, I don't know what will...

1 comment:

Fletch said...

The gun's going to move to a new city, pick up a new serial number, and get a trigger job so people won't recognize him.

...Then the bloodbath can continue...