We're the Only Ones With a Top-Down Approach Enough

The City of Pensacola, Florida, is considering paying $35,000 to settle a claim filed by a female teenager who was forced to perform jumping jacks topless in front of a police officer to avoid arrest.

So why should the taxpayers, that is, the "Only One" victim pool, have to cough up the money when Shawn "Pantie" Shields is the one who made this mess? I think if the city were to require him to pay it off via a pledge-style fundraiser, I'd kick in a nickel per jumping jack. I'd even let him keep his shirt on, if for no other reason than to hide the lash marks.

[Via Bounty Hunter]