Saturday, January 27, 2007

We're the Only Ones Carjacking Enough

If Prichard police catch you ridin' dirty -- carrying illegal guns or drugs in a car -- they will take your wheels, and you might just see the officer who busted you patrolling the streets in your former ride.
We're the "Only Ones" who can engage in outright armed theft, and our "authorized journalist" co-conspirators will help us paint you as the "dirty" ones.

[Via Tavis Steen]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What was it our governments were founded to PROTECT and SECURE again?
Silly me, I thought it was supposed to be Life, Liberty and Property. Guess I've been reading the wrong history books....