Kwa-me, How I Love Ya, How I Love Ya...

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his chief of staff lied about their relationship last summer at a police whistle-blower trial that has cost the cash-strapped city more than $9 million, according to records obtained by the Free Press.

The false testimony potentially exposes them to felony perjury charges, legal experts say.

What...you mean Mayor Against Guns Kwame might be a felon for citizen disarmament?

Let's look in on the misunderstood young lovers:

Beatty: "And, did you miss me, sexually?"

Kilpatrick: "Hell yeah!
You couldn't tell. I want some more. "

Not family man Kwame...!!!

Mayor Kilpatrick and his wife Carlita have three sons: 12-year-old twins, Jelani and Jalil, and 6-year-old Jonas.

And not Capable Christine...!!!

As chief of staff, Christine Beatty has built a solid “can-do” reputation.

I'll bet!

But Kwame, ever the gentleman and respecter of "strong women" asks that "the media respect the privacy of my wife and children and of Christine Beatty and her children at this deeply painful moment for our families."

Yeah, I guess that is private, except:

Because they were sued in their roles as city officials, Kilpatrick and Beatty did not personally have to pay the costs from the $9-million legal fight.

That and the part about lying under oath.

Take a good look at the creatures who would control you and me, but will not control themselves.