We're the Only Ones with Tunnel Vision Enough

A drunken off-duty detective crashed a department car at the Midtown Tunnel early Friday after a Christmas party with colleagues, authorities said.

The smashup was the third driving-while-intoxicated accident involving an off-duty cop since September. [More]

Aren't you glad Furious Mike's "Only Ones" are so much more responsible and temperate than we are?

[Via Harvey]