Wednesday, January 06, 2010

For...

...us.

Not them.

[Via Jeffersonian]
Posted by David Codrea at 1/06/2010 11:26:00 AM

2 comments:

fidelity said...

Oh com'on! You can't mock my home-team! Blazers fans, along with the Trial Blazers themselves, are the finest citizens this city could ever expect - with the exception of our Police Department, of course.

My office received an email from the Blazers (we're season ticket holders):

Please plan accordingly by giving yourself extra time to pass through walk-through metal detectors as you enter. These machines will be set at a sensitivity level to detect prohibited items (i.e. firearms, large knives, pepper spray canisters, etc.) but will enable you to pass through with key rings, pocket change, etc.

We encourage you to arrive early to avoid delays and to expedite the process by ‘traveling light’ and leaving unnecessary bags at home.

Do you think the metal detectors pick up underwear explosives?

1/06/2010 4:18 PM
Anonymous said...

Damn. I will need to leave the stainless steel hip flask home and use the polyethylene one instead.

I think everyone should carry enough steel plate on them to completely clog the system.

1/06/2010 11:29 PM

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