Friday, August 28, 2015

Mad Maxie: Jury Road

A college student was sexually molested at LaGuardia Airport by a uniformed TSA agent who demanded she go into a bathroom with him after she got off a flight so she could be searched for a weapon, sources told The Post. The 22-year-old victim, who is Korean, had gotten off a Southwest Airlines flight from Salt Lake City around 8 p.m.Tuesday when the agent, identified as Maxie Oquendo, 40, approached her near the B4 gate of Terminal B. [More]
What do you think? It's not a common name, he works for DHS and he's from the area. Interesting profile picture choice...

Plus he's "friends" with a "TSA Supervisor" who could not make me feel safer, what with bragging about reckless extreme speeding on a public road -- talk about Opposite Day "progressive" transportation security in action!  Nice booty shots and gang poses, too!

[Via Harvey]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I need to travel thru LGA, maybe Maxie will be the dope who tries to grope my stuff since I never do the happy monkey microwave dance. Bring it land shark.