Fauxcahontas 2.0

 Canada’s indigenous health expert Carrie Bourassa loses job when ancestry claims prove false [More]

I don't understand... it worked so well for Elizabeth Warren...

[Via Michael G]

The Real Problem

ICE notified about suspect charged with attempted kidnapping ... Police say the victim was able to kick the suspect enough to break free and then ran and got help. [More]

Rigorous!

He's gonna have all kinds of fun in prison when word of the little girl fighting him off spreads. Maybe the cell block will call him "Ponytail."

But Fauxcahontas reminds us not to lose focus of the real problem.

More Fauxcahontas Fakery

So a non-existent Indian heritage isn't the only thing she lies about? [More]

[Via William T]

Curses, Foiled Again!

Tests performed on the Surface Web demonstrated that private sellers GAOcontacted on gun forums and other classified ads were unwilling to sell a firearmto an individual who appeared to be prohibited from possessing a firearm. [More]

Looks like it's back to the drawing board for Fauxcahontas and Old Bloody Hands.

And Though I Wear a Shirt and Tie

I'm still part red man deep inside... [Read]

I knew about Fauxcahontas, but I hadn't heard this claim about Crazy Huss.

On the Shores of Gimme Wampum

Jack Abramoff and Jon Tester show Fauxcahontas has nothin' on them when it comes to exploiting Native American connections to the advantage of themselves and tribal cronies. [More]

So Proud to Live, So Proud to Lie

Elizabeth Warren would be more than happy to take away our way of life, and essentially turn the entire Republic into an updated version of Cherokee Nation.  At the risk of exposing Fauxcahontas even more...

That was just plain a mean thing to do to you and I apologize, but I wanted to make sure everybody knew this juvenile trick because it's always appealed to my immature sense of humor, and besides, maybe somebody with more reach will pick up on using similar imagery to gin up public ridicule that will help send her continued political aspirations to the Happy Hunting Grounds.