Tuesday, February 08, 2005

"Strip Search Yields Gun In 'Unusual' Place"

"LAWRENCEVILLE, GA -- -- A police spokeswoman called it 'unusual' that a 19-year-old almost smuggled a loaded pistol tucked between his buttocks into a county jail this week."

"Unusual." Now there's an understatement. Do you think they just put the gun in a Ziploc®, or did they make some poor deputy clean it before signing it into evidence?

And why can't I get the "Lemmiwinks Song" out of my head?

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