Sunday, March 13, 2005

I’m a Lumberjack and I’m Okay…

Kyle Shelton, who foolishly believes he possesses both wit and insight, scribed a panty-wringing warning against guns in bars for a student rag called The Lumberjack.

“As soon as guns are allowed in bars,” he snipes, “…guns in schools can't be far behind.”

Uh, yeah.

Comments from site visitors were going swimmingly until Kumbaya-soloist “Rachel” chimed in:

"People feeling they need to carry concealed weapons is a sad testimony of the time we live in—it’s not sad because crime rates have escalated, but because people’s thinking has shifted so dramatically, from loving their neighbor to suddenly being afraid of him."

Kids.

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