"Be Cool, Don't Let Guns Rule"

That's the slogan for a gun avoidance conditioning campaign being foisted on public skool kidz by Williamson County, TN, authorities with guns.

As students walk their school halls, they will see a new poster on bulletin boards warning against bringing firearms onto school campuses...Callers to Crime Stoppers can remain anonymous and qualify for a $500 reward...

Posters, slogans, anonymous reporting...why can't I get that line from The Producers out of my head?

Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

And as long as I'm on a Mel Brooks kick (pity he's an anti), I can't help but visualize Sheriff Ricky Headley being called "Hedy" and screaming back "It's Hedley!"