Friday, November 04, 2005

U2CAN B A U-seful Idiot

U.S. Senator Dick Durbin and teens from UCAN joined forces to release the results of the 2005 UCAN Teen Gun Survey, a national survey of teen attitudes on gun violence...The survey also portrays that an overwhelming majority of teens (82.7%) feel that handguns should be childproofed like medicine bottles.

In a contradictory WarOnGuns study, 100% of the teens surveyed (sons Uday, 14, and Qusay, 11) feel that any teen who can't open a "childproofed medicine bottle" is a "tard", and offered to demonstrate how easily it can be done--from 100 yards.

2 comments:

AlanDP said...

My six-year-old daughter can open allegedly "child-proof" medicine bottles without even thinking about it. She's already bypassed their "safety" recommendations.

Jay.Mac said...

David, that's hilarious. I'll be sniggering about this all day.