Sunday, April 30, 2006

The Moustache Stays

Rosie O’Donnell’s new mega contract with ABC has one absolute proviso: the former talk show queen cannot cut her hair.
Can she at least trim her hooves?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even the armpit hair? How about her legs?

E. David Quammen said...

I've another suggestion for Rosie, but it might be misconstrued in a court of law. So it is best not put in writting.

Anonymous said...

Garn'teed, I'll never watch "The View" again!