"There are no questions asked," said Mary Haynes, the program's spokesperson. "It's simply how many free gunlocks would you like."I'd like 8,000 free gun locks, please.
...Nearly 8000 cable-style gunlocks will be available for Cook County residents.
Why do I want that many? Am I a Cook County resident?
I thought this was "no questions asked."
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Boy, that's a lot of free targets.
I would love to see the looks on their faces if someone asked them for all 8,000.
What are the odds they'd call the cops straight away thinking someone had that many guns?!?
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