We're the Only Ones Consistent Enough

An Indianapolis police officer was placed on administrative leave after being accused of drunken driving while off duty for the second time in less than a year, authorities said.

My favorite line:

"I can assure you that any discipline he gets will be grossly more severe than he might as an average citizen working someplace," Horty said.

Yeah, right. Hey, I have an idea:

Treat him like he's black.

[Via Armed & Christian]