Tuesday, September 05, 2006

We're the Only Ones Who Can Handle it from There Enough

Tanner said there are too many variables at play in situations in which robbers are threatening people with weapons. When criminals need to be disarmed, it's best to let officers who've had extensive training handle it.
Yes, never trust your instincts in a life and death situation, you inept fools. That's what "The Only Ones" are for.

[Thanks to Jason M]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was killing heavily armed people when the only drink most cops knew was milk. I've qualified with more weapons, know more ways to handle tight situations, and violated fewer laws. About the only things the Only Ones have on me is an air-conditioned government vehicle and more doughnut shops. Oh, and the female ones are catching up in the mustache department. We got a growing crime problem here, and the city's reaction has been to raise taxes, and buy new radar guns. Like when the lieutenant used to come up front where the action was, I feel safer already.