We're the Only Ones Correct Enough

City police arrested a state correction officer allegedly for possessing cocaine and a handgun.

Jeffrey M. Matthews, 36, of Watervliet, was already suspended without pay at the time of his arrest, said Linda Foglia, spokeswoman for the state Department of Correctional Services. She declined to say why, though Troy police reports state he was suspended after an earlier arrest in Albany.

Doesn't sound very self-correcting, does he?

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