We're the Only Ones Confessing With Immunity Enough

Two former Sheriff's Department employees confessed to stealing and selling department weapons and accessories, but a U.S. Supreme Court decision prevents prosecutors from using those statements against them, sheriff's officials say.

Hey, if I ever get busted, can I make my confession to Internal Affairs, too? And then retain all those special "Only Ones" powers and privileges?

Meanwhile, BATFU is busy throwing all the king's horses and all the king's men at Red's Trading Post to keep us all safe from Ryan Horsley.

[Via 45superman]