Suddenly, what had been an "assault weapon" (or the even less honest use of the term "assault rifle") has become a "patrol rifle"--presumably because it is now in the hands of a police officer.
Well, that's because, aside from having powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men, "The Only Ones" also can magically transmute "mass-murderizers" into "peace generators." You and I, on the other hand, will only wreak incompetent and homicidal havoc.
Hey, if enlightened and professional "authorized journalists" believe it, who are we to argue?
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Assault weapons make it easy to kill lots of people.
You don't need assault weapons.
The police do.
Assault weapons make it easy to kill lots of people.
You don't need assault weapons.
The police do.
Because the police need "to kill lots of people" easily?
Not even bothering with the fiction of "to protect and serve," are you?
Oops--I'm starting to think you were being ironic, and (genius that I am) I walked right into it.
I'm a bloody genius, aren't I?
At least I eventually figured it out.
So when 'they' come to take my assault rifle, can I say it's just a patrol rifle to make them leave me alone? Sam
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