Monday, October 22, 2007

We're the Only Ones 'Roid Ragin' Enough

Six New York City police officers are under investigation for possibly obtaining anabolic steroids improperly, police said late last night.

You talkin' to ME...?

Naturally, no arrests were made. At least of "The Only Ones," although it looks like the pharmacy employee and clinic operators won't be afforded the same exemptions.

And if a beefed-up raging ape throws a beating your way, just remember not to lift any fingers...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Houston Police Dept has such a widespread steroid problem, and it is so well known, that the courthouses post signs denying it.

Anonymous said...

"And if a beefed-up raging ape throws a beating your way, just remember not to lift any fingers..."-

My lifting a finger wouldn't be their problem, but leaving me alive would be. That and finding pall bearers that liked them enough to carry them the rest of the way.

Anonymous said...

How about lifting trigger fingers?