Another "Gun Amnesty"

The Rev. James D. McCathan of Duryee Memorial African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church says he's heard the crackle of gunfire in the driveway and on a nearby street corner....

Gun owners will be given two months to turn in illegal weapons at several locations, McCathan said. He said the other two phases of the program, which he declined to elaborate upon, will be unveiled in June and September.

Yeah, get back to us with results of your tremendous success, will ya, James?

Between this story and the Ocala hoplophobe, I'm starting to wonder if April Fool's has come a day early...