Sunday, April 27, 2008

"Semi Fully-Automatic..."

...expialidocious...

[Via 45Superman]
Posted by David Codrea at 4/27/2008 11:35:00 AM

12 comments:

Unknown said...

According to the article, brandishing an AK47 is "not in violation of federal law"? BRB I'm going for a walk !

4/27/2008 12:49 PM
Jake (formerly Riposte3) said...

How many stupidities can they fit in one article, anyway?

4/27/2008 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...

...Even though their research department is something quite atrocious..
I'd suppose they're also "the only ones" allowed to not have to know what they're talking about, as well. Good lord.

4/27/2008 3:22 PM
Anonymous said...

"We're finding out that the weapons of criminals are getting bigger and bigger, AK47s, all types of different weapons, because they can carry assault weapons, it's not a violation of federal law, and that is a concern for all of us," he said.

First of all...as if the size of a weapon is any indication of it's power or effectiveness. Howitzers are HUGE and I couldn't get one to hit anything to save my life.


Second, how did this person get his job?? He is under the impression that the bad guys have "assault weapons" only because there's no ban on them...as if they wouldn't have the rifles or uzis or whatever they wanted to have if there was a ban. Jesus, some people are stupid.

4/27/2008 3:28 PM
Anonymous said...

oops..


We, the people, would be the only ones that would be without our rifles and such....


This moron thinks bad guys follow the law.

4/27/2008 3:31 PM
Anonymous said...

O.K., I know these idiots just decribed a gun that's just not possible, at least not in this dimension, but that is without doubt the best finish for "semi-fully automatic"! ROTFLMAO!!!

4/27/2008 4:41 PM
Anonymous said...

Well, ya gotta figure that if he knew enough to speak intelligently about the subject, he'd be on our side.

-- Mike Vanderboegh

4/27/2008 7:50 PM
Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

We're finding out that the weapons of criminals are getting bigger and bigger . . .

I can't figure out what's wrong with my guns--none of them has grown so much as a millimeter.

4/27/2008 8:18 PM
Anonymous said...

"criminals with sophisticated weapons, such as high-powered assault rifles."

And, umm, are they saying that AK47s are "sophisticated" now? As in, a rifle designed over half a century ago? Which has like five moving parts in it? Hilarious.

4/27/2008 9:00 PM
Anonymous said...

Surely the Daley Machine didn't call them "assault rifles"? When the POLICE have them, they're "PATROL rifles." Only when purchased by a civilian does it magically become an ASSAULT weapon.
Or maybe he accidentally let some truth slip and the police are going to be doing some assaulting.

4/28/2008 1:43 PM
Anonymous said...

I was thinking the selector switch said 'burst'. But I guess it could've said semi-fully automatic.

4/28/2008 3:43 PM
Kurt '45superman' Hofmann said...

I was thinking the selector switch said 'burst'. But I guess it could've said semi-fully automatic.

Or was it "Sorta-automatic"? ;-)

4/28/2008 3:48 PM

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