Have You Got a 27B-Stroke-6?*

Employees of the City of Lincoln Council, including plumbers, who have reason to be going into families' homes in the United Kingdom municipality, have been told they soon will be expected to watch for signs of child abuse and report to authorities.

And here we thought Brazil was an absurdist dystopian fantasy. Where is Harry Tuttle when you need him?

* I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork, you see.