We're the Only Ones Hooked Enough

A local police captain was caught having sex with a hooker in his car -- in broad daylight, authorities said today...

Levine lied to the officers about who the woman was, then "attempted to use his position as a police captain to avoid arrest and prosecution," the prosecutor said. [More]

Well...yeah. Otherwise, what's the point of being an "Only One"?

Could this be the same Norman Levine who warns us that he'll treat our unapproved possession of pellet guns with the same coercive zeal as he would a firearm, complete with state and federal charges?

You're right, Norman. It's no joke. It's an obscenity.

Speaking of obscene jokes, how many anti-gun Teaneck "Only Ones" does it take to screw in a squad car?

And I do apologize...