We're the Only Ones Sorry Enough

A tearful former Pasadena police officer admitted Tuesday to robbing two La Habra banks of $21,657 as the "Polite Bandit."

Vincent Edward Cantu gained his FBI moniker because he apologized to tellers while robbing them. [More]

Well, he is one sorry excuse, even by "Only Ones" standards.

It just hit me what the walrus mustache, the tears, and the apologetic attitude while acting as a predator remind me of:

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

Assuming you believe his jabberwocky...