We're the Only Ones Breaking and Entering Enough

Authorities say a Grand Junction police officer has been arrested in a burglary and sexual assault investigation. [More]

Huh.

If guilty, it's too bad the headline doesn't read "We're the Only Ones Two in the Chest and One in the Head Enough."

But I'm being too judgmental. It's not like there are that many "bad apples."

This incident is only "the second in five weeks involving a Grand Junction Police Department officer accused of criminal activity while off duty."

[Via Tom S]