Thursday, October 01, 2009

We're the Only Ones King of Pain Enough

Portable pain weapon may end up in police hands [More]
Well, I guess as long as we restrict it to the "Only Ones" it's OK then. I mean, just as long as it's used for it's stated purpose, "to control civilians."

Who could possibly object to that?

[Via Plug Nickel Times]

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tazer II
Toruring America, the sequel.

Sean said...

I've got youoooo, under my skin, I've got youoooo, deep in the heart of me, so deep in my heart that you're really a part of me, I've got you, under my skin. Ah, Frank, if you only knew the power of the dark side.

Kevin Wilmeth said...

Yeah, I so believe 'em when they tell me it won't cause any harm. I mean, come on, it's not like it will eventually be used up someone's cornhole or something.

Oh, wait...

Tom said...

uh, mind if I borrow your compact miss?

Does it work against scotchlite (reflective paint)? IR treated fabrics? Mylar? Through glass?

what happens in an urban area with multiple reflective surfaces? How many children are they planning on blinding?

straightarrow said...

A whole lot of civilians have their own "pain compliance" devices which can be used to control contracted thugs. Of course ours are more humane since when used properly the pain is of very short duration, sometimes it doesn't even register with subject before he complies and leaves everybody the Hell alone.