Thursday, January 28, 2010

I Like Gun Control, I Like it Fine

Karen De Coster fills in the next line... [Read]

[Via M. Terry]

3 comments:

zach said...

Steve Lee's attitude is contemptible.

Anonymous said...

I like gun control,
I like it fine,
You give up yours,
I get to keep mine.

Ned said...

How about a few "I Like Guns" refrains that illustrate Steve Lee's position from his interview: (sung to the tune of "I Like Guns."


Well I like laws I like the way they work,
Let's disarm others in the neighborhood,
Yeah I like gun laws, big or small,
We'd all be safer if they'd take them all,
I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

I really like - Australia's regs,
They keep crazy people from shootin' heads,
I want to disarm you but I'll keep mine,
If your wife gets raped, well that's just fine
I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

Well, I really like, waivin' guns about,
I do it outside or in the house,
Real gun safety is just for girls,
I'll keep mine, and they'll take yours
I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

You hold the camera while I shoot,
I'll laugh my ass off when you poop,
I'm a real asshat and that is true,
I'll send the G-men to disarm you
I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.

The Port Arthur massacre was a real disgrace,
Aussie politicians rub it in your face,
I like anti-gun laws now that is true,
Our masters should store your guns for you,
I like laws, I like laws, I like laws.


David already did better with his booger hook verse.

Someone out there outta be able to give this one a real whirl..