Tuesday, March 16, 2010

We're the Only Ones Not Feeling Good Enough

"Those weapons have [in the past] been ultimately destroyed," said Don Aaron, police department spokesperson. "This police department just hasn't felt good about putting crime guns back on the streets, back available to the public." [More]
Because everyone knows "crime guns" are imbued with a pure evil that differentiates them from regular guns.

Because the laws we must abide by in order to effect firearm transfers to individuals just aren't exclusive enough to our liking.

Because we can be trusted with them and you can't be.

Because we're the "Only Ones."

Is that about it, Don?

Tell the truth--you don't want anybody not in your clique to have a gun. Otherwise, you'd realize your expressed "concerns" are contradictory nonsense.

[Via FFFW]

2 comments:

jon said...

cargo cult protection.

Chris Mallory said...

I wonder how they treat "crime automobiles", "crime cash", and "crime bicycles"?

I know they wouldn't use the high dollar SUV's for their own operations. I know they wouldn't put a dangerous drug BMW in the hands of the local DA. Surely they wouldn't auction off those bikes of death. All that evil drug money is burned isn't it?