Thursday, December 23, 2010

They Don't Even Pretend Any More...

...to actually report, as opposed to giving the antis an exclusive forum. [Read]

I've thought of a new joke:

What's the difference between an "Authorized Journalist" and a domestic enemy?

I'm having trouble coming up with a humorous punch line.

6 comments:

Selous Scout said...

2 MOA

Sean said...

What's the difference between an "Authorized Journalist" and a domestic enemy? A: One ounce of lead. There, fixed it for you.

Anonymous said...

"The spelling"??

Defender said...

Anonymous beat me to it.

Ok, then. How about:

A press ID.
An AJ requires no blogger license.
AJs buy ink by the barrel. We know true political power grows out of a different kind of barrel.


Found this:

If you threw a reporter and a politician off a cliff at the same time, who would hit bottom first?
1. The politician, because
the reporter would get lost on the way.
2. Who cares?

Anonymous said...

I've yet to meet a 'legal' gun owner who would trade his tools for drugs. Please slap this moron, hard.

Bruce Krafft said...

What's the difference? "Authorized Journalists" want someone else to do the shooting.