Thursday, July 07, 2011

Help Wanted: Inquire Within

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4 comments:

Crotalus (Dont Tread on Me) said...

"Gunwalkers" as a job opportunity??? Really???

Satire, right? Except, somehow, I believe it's entirely likely

Carl "Bear" Bussjaeger said...

Shouldn't that masthead slogan read "At The Frontline OF Violent Crime"?

Chas said...

What the starting salary for straw purchasers?
Do they cover travel expenses to Mexico and Honduras?
Do I have to able to speak Spanish or do they provide training or translators?
Do they provide the smuggling vehicle, or do they pay mileage for using my own?
Will I be eligible for bonuses for walking extra guns or is it just a flat salary?

jon said...

oh no, not yet. hold out. pretty soon there'll be an "administrators" section.