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Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals) George Duke (keyboards, vocals) Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals) Bruce Fowler (trombone) Tom Fowler (bass) Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals) Terry Bozzio (drums)
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing his scapular aside, proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt.
He turns to us and speaks: “Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!”
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil, he poots forth a quarter-ounce, green rosette. (Mmm . . . let’s try that again.) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette near the summit of a dense, but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says: “Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God’s gray earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!”
Girl you thought he was a man But he was a muffin He hung around till you found That he didn't know nuthin’
Girl you thought he was a man But he only was a puffin’ No cries is heard in the night As a result of him stuffin’
Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are.
More complete lyrics version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQmZe_AVvZg
A live performance version. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90
2 comments:
Frank Zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Captain Beefheart (harp, vocals)
George Duke (keyboards, vocals)
Napoleon Murphy Brock (saxophone, vocals)
Bruce Fowler (trombone)
Tom Fowler (bass)
Denny Walley (slide guitar, vocals)
Terry Bozzio (drums)
The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin
research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants, and brushing his scapular aside,
proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt.
He turns to us and speaks:
“Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!”
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing
anointment utensil, he poots forth a quarter-ounce, green rosette. (Mmm . . . let’s try that again.) He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
near the summit of a dense, but radiant muffin of his own design.
Later he says:
“Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say
there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God’s gray
earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!”
Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
He hung around till you found
That he didn't know nuthin’
Girl you thought he was a man
But he only was a puffin’
No cries is heard in the night
As a result of him stuffin’
Bruce Fowler on trombone, Napoleon Murphy Brock on tenor sax and lead vocals, Terry Bozzio on drums, Tom Fowler on bass, Denny Walley on slide, George Duke on keyboards, Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax, and madness. Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. Goodnight Austin, Texas, wherever you are.
More complete lyrics version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQmZe_AVvZg
A live performance version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIMWRXWY90
I too and a devoted Frank Zappa laboratory assistant, having been asociated with the Muffin Research laboratory for 40+ years.
Nice work !
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