Thursday, March 15, 2012

We're the Only Ones Stunning Enough

An Ohio officer whose use of a stun gun on a child resulted in the shutdown of a village police force said he shocked the boy twice as the 9-year-old lay on the floor with his hands underneath his body. [More]
Yeah, I have no idea how I could have ever dealt with feral sons Uday and Qusay when they were nine without resorting to my trusty stun gun. What adult could--what's that phrase the Chief used?-- "maintain the integrity of the incident" without resorting to electroshock compliance measures?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

“I did what I was supposed to do to maintain the integrity of the incident,”

Translation: I did my best to keep this shameful incident from being exposed. ;^)

MALTHUS