We're the Only Ones Keeping Abreast of the Situation Enough

Texas Constable Pam Matranga Allegedly Forced Deputy to 'Motorboat' Her Breasts [More] 

Good grief.

In fairness, I'm not sold on believing this Gist character. That goes beyond my experience of anything a man would allow someone to do to him, and if he did, he automatically loses pretty much all credibility in my book.

By the same token, as far as "Only Ones" dishing out abuse goes,  I'm also pretty much prepared to believe anything.

They both sound like a couple of boobs.

[Via Jeffersonian]