As a last resort, working together or alone, act with aggression, use improvised weapons and fight. [Watch]
What, like rat tail combs and vomit? Why should anyone be forced to improvise?
We've visited the DHS issue before, and again, but this is a new video, produced by the Houston Mayor's Office with a federal wealth redistribution grant. I'm hoping whoever made it is secretly on our side, because look at the fleeting shot they managed to keep in the final edit:
And remember:
The authorities are working hard to protect you and to protect our public spaces.You believe that, don't you?
[Via Tom S]
4 comments:
The Aurora moviegoers had plenty of implements with which to improvise -- pursues, shoes, all the tools necessary to go up against handguns and rifles.
Although I think it's illegal to throw popcorn in a movie theater, they could probably have gotten away with it in this instance. And everybody knows that the best defense against a firearm is popcorn, shoes, bare hands and a "rat tail comb."
My guns are tools. They also make the best improvised weapons when necessary.
But whatever you do, don't come, you know, actually PREPARED to take down an active shooter. That would be bad, mmkay?
Never bring an improvised weapon to a gun fight.
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