Friday, March 01, 2013

When Chili Beans are Outlawed...

And they were those deadly assault beans, with no legitimate farting purposes... [Read]

[Via Russ S]
Posted by David Codrea at 3/01/2013 10:48:00 AM

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! This reads like some SNL skit! “The can of chili beans is considered a dangerous weapon when thrown from close range,” the complaint said. “It’s a crap shoot,” with a jury trial? No F-ing way!!!!

3/01/2013 10:59 AM
Robert Fowler said...

So he can never buy chili beans again? Prohibited person?

I have lock up all of our cans of beans, just to be safe. I would hate for one of the grandkids to get a hold of one and hurt someone. We can't be too careful, It for the children and all.

3/01/2013 11:01 AM
Anonymous said...

"There is no such thing as a 'good guy with a can of beans. If a person has a can of beans, then s/he can't be good."

Put that in your crockpot and smoke it. ;)

3/01/2013 3:21 PM
Ed said...

My local grocery store keeps the canned beans out in the open on shelves, where children can see the canned beans and anyone can grab the canned beans!
Will no one stop this potential violence? I propose starting an organization called CSCBV - the Coalition to Stop Canned Bean Violence, to advocate the banning of assault canned beans before this type of violence happens in your family. Studies have shown that homes with canned beans have a higher percentage of canned bean violence.

3/02/2013 8:49 AM
Anonymous said...

"Prohibited person". Sounds suspiciously like "unperson".

Doubleplusungood.

3/19/2013 3:48 PM

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