Monday, July 01, 2013

Meanwhile, Across the Pond in Piers Morgan Paradise...

I’m terrified that next time I’m mowing the lawn I’ll run over a bullet that hasn’t been found yet. [More] 
Perhaps some day he'll be terrified because he can't find any.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The renter must be part of the "Middle-class Twit of the Year" competition in the UK. Much of what I saw in the photos was either fired .303 Brit. or 7.72x54R cases, or blanks. As for the idiot reporter and their "2.2 mm" ammo -- I didn't know they could bore and rifle that small a diameter barrel.

anhourofwolves said...

You know what's really sad? That poor dumb girlfriend has NO IDEA how she's been short-changed. Does she honestly believe that this sad excuse for a man has the will or mindset to protect her or - God forbid - and offspring this pair might spawn?
On the contrary, she probably supports him in his pant-shitting hysteria.
Un-effing-believable.

Commenter KeithLondon nails it: "Intriguing the very different way that north Americans are responding to this. In the uk a find such as this is utterly astounding. In the usa it is such trivia that the uk reaction is simply incomprehensible to them. These are very different societies - very different values"

Anonymous said...

Btw any/all of the photos of police activity in that story would be more accurately captioned thus: "Police team continue to search for Mr Tipping's balls"...

- anhourofwolves

Ned said...

""Police team continue to search for Mr Tipping's balls"..."

Well, they have the equipment for the task. After all, they discovered a plethora of 2.2mm ammunition.

What an unbelievable bunch of sissified wankers.