Teen's Joke 'Threat' Lands Him In Solitary; While Cop Saying He Wants To 'Kill' The First Lady Walks Free [More]That's why we call them the "Only Ones."
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Thursday, July 11, 2013
We're the Only Ones Free Enough
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Never mind the plethora of tweets explaining that certain folks intend to riot and murder people if Zimmerman is found not guilty.
It all depends upon who your friends are - and, unfortunately - the color of their skin and political affiliation.
W.C. Fields is attributed with many infamous pithy statements in his movies and his comedy acts:
"Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child— if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender."
"Do you like children?" and Fields responds, "I do if they're properly cooked."
(When asked whether he liked children) "Ah yes...boiled or fried."
(Someone asked Fields) How do you like children? "Parboiled!"
"There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant."
(When talking to some children)
"Here you have some razor blades. And now, play with them!"
(Asked if he believed in clubs for women) "Yes, if every other form of persuasion fails."
"I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck."
If W.C. Fields was alive today and Twittering with similar comments, there would be complaints of child abuse, cannibalism and violence towards women. Would he be jailed and in solitary confinement?
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