Thursday, September 19, 2013

We're the Fauxnly Ones Game Enough

Kirolos Abdel Sayed, 19, an auxiliary police officer, and his two buddies, Frank Santanastaso, 19, and Matthew Kirsheh, 20, allegedly strolled into the Staten Island Mall just after midnight and flashed a badge so they could get into a GameStop, cops said. [More]
I don't know what the powers of an auxiliary police officer are supposed to be, but the authoritarian little punk had the right attitude to go far until this...

Just in case you ever need to plead that you weren't sure people harassing you were real cops, don't forget there are plenty of "Fauxnly Ones" examples you can use in your defense to show that such concerns aren't groundless.

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