Oh Donna

Oh Donna, Oh Donna Oh Donna, Oh Donna

I had a girl. Donna was her name.

Since she had her booger hook on the bang switch

I've never been the same.

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I guess some people can't resist the "allure" of publicity. Pity. I can think of so many credible armed women who actually merit it.

If anybody knows this gal, bring her up to speed, OK?

At least she's got more cojones than Tony from Maidstone, UK.

[Via Florida Guy]