He called me twice today so far, once prior to takeoff, and again from Houston, where he informed me he suspected the broccoli cheese soup from a joint in Terminal C of having ill effects on him, and asked me to pass that message on to the 100 Heads Life and Casualty Company in case it does him in.
I told him it reminded me of nothing so much as Fry from Futurama getting parasites from eating an egg salad sandwich he got from a truck stop restroom vending machine.
UPDATE: On the ground in WA.
Thursday, February 05, 2015
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Now that's a real hoot! It is amazing what the American casual diner can down without permanent repercussions.
Surely 'Assasination by Broccoli' is one of the triggers for the full implementation of the 100 Heads Policies?
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thank you - and if he does badly, I shall begin targeting all the broccolis I find in my AO. Never liked em much anyway.
That food concession owner spent so much greasing city hall to get that spot he can't afford to serve decent food.
...from eating an egg salad sandwich he got from a truck stop restroom vending machine."
Who in their right mind — and in whatever state of hunger — would ever do such a lunatic thing..?
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