Friday, August 21, 2015

A Regal Approach

Regal Cinemas Will Check Moviegoers’ Bags in Wake of Theater Shootings [More]
They'll only do it to the ones who value trivial entertainment over their personal sovereignty... I wonder who the corporate idiot is that came up with this bright idea.

Funny, Regal isn't listed as a likely survivor. Nothing like alienating millions of potential patrons when you're in a highly competitive market environment.

Do you think Regal will accept responsibility for the outcome of this imposition, and sign one of these, just to show us how much they really care about our safety, as opposed to covering their perceived liability exposure?

UNARMED PATRON PROTECTION CONTRACT

[___________________________] agrees
that a special relationship exists with

[____________________________] while
on our premises. Because we have required
him/her to be unarmed, we hereby agree
to assume responsibility for his/her personal safety
and protection, and admit liability
should we fail in this duty.

[_____________________________]
Signature/Title/Date
We could always ask...

2 comments:

Ed said...

Many people recommend that you do not carry off-body, as you have better control of a weapon when carried on body.

I recommend that everyone carry a bag containing an empty holster into the theater while carrying a concealed weapon on-body. Record the reaction of the theater employees checking the bag.

Jeffersonian said...

Regal Movies Announces Shut Down Of All Theaters After Abysmal Box Office Grosses Nationwide