We're the Only Ones Fabricating Enough

Authorities in Massachusetts announced Thursday that a police officer has been fired after fabricating a story that shots were fired at his cruiser before the vehicle crashed and caught fire. [More]

And for that, our community hero guardians have the undying gratitude of the Stockholm-Syndromed heirs of the Sons of Liberty, whose lives they'll destroy if they catch them exercising their uninfringed right to keep and bear arms.