Well It's a Marvelous Night for a Blooddance

Never one to let a crisis go to waste,Obama breaks into that same old song. [More]

What? The facts aren't even in yet? And they seem to be trickling in pretty slowly, all things considered? And social media accounts have been pulled down so that we're dependent on "official" sources and their mainstream flacks?

Dance, puppets, dance!

[Via @pamnsc]