We're the Only Ones Gentlemanly Enough

So far, investigators confirmed the incident began as a disturbance about 5 a.m. Wednesday outside the Red Rose Gentleman’s Club on Santa Rosa Boulevard. The altercation spilled over into a parking lot across the road, and shots rang out. [More]

I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've put myself in this exact situation...

[Via Fred L]